The Flower test is a farce

I (Dan) just did this stupid flower test that everybody is raving about. The results came in that I am supposedely an "eccinacia".

Who in their right mind thinks that I am a health counsious. My idea of health conscious is ordering a single burger instead of a double.

I expected to be a manly flower, like a stinging nettle or a venus fly trap, instead I get to be some flower that useless herbs are made from.......

End rant